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Previously, on Dumbgeons and Dragons.

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You enter the council chamber and the entire room seems to be erupting in argument and chaos.

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You hear much heated discussion about the death or suicide of an aide from Neverwinter,

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who had been reported as having hanged himself.

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And you arrive at the southern base of the Nether Mountains.

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I think we go get on them rocks and go back to wherever we came from.

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With your new allies behind you, you take off to the sky taking a circle around the caldera

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before you head up into the clouds nodding to the dragons.

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You head off in the direction of Waterdeep with new information

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and alliances to share with the council.

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Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons. We are 5th edition D&D Actual Play podcast,

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and I am your dungeon master Russ More, and with me today is Amy More.

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Wondering, is that the way we say that?

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Yeah.

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Okay. Nailed it. Well done.

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I'm Amy. I play Thea Mastasia.

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And Tom Laird.

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Hey, that's me. I play Flint Firebeard.

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And Carla Johnson.

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And that's me. And I play Nulara Moonbrook.

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And also with us today is a super special guest.

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He goes way back in my life, back to elementary school.

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So this is like a nostalgia episode for me because we get to play together again.

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It's good. It's good.

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But he's a musician. He does podcasting.

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He does broadcasting. This is Spencer Joe, who's joining us today.

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Folks.

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Yeah.

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Nice. That's very nice.

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Hi, my name's Spencer and today I'm playing Grug Danger Song, also known as Silver Tusk.

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All right.

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Guys, Spencer's put a lot of work into his character, so don't feel intimidated.

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I do because he's better than us. I already feel intimidated.

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That work ethic will not rub off on me. Don't worry about it, Russ.

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That's a tall order. I sure better.

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Well, you know, half of being a musician is pretending like, you know, what you're doing.

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So I'm just going to go with that and tell you that, yes, I did prepare a lot of

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stuff for this episode.

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High charisma roles, high charisma roles all the way through, right?

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Yeah.

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First, we got to talk about Patreon.

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We're on Patreon, Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast.

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And if you are a patron of ours, we do a random shout out and dedicate an episode to you.

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So today, that patron is Jacob Madden.

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Jacob, Jacob, you're awesome.

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Thank you for being part of Patreon.

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And thank you to all of our patrons and to all of our listeners.

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Everybody who is part of the community really is just fantastic.

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And we love you all.

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Agreed.

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So much love.

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You know what? Let's just jump into the episode.

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You know, enough unless anybody's got random odd banter that we usually do off the top.

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No, Spencer's here.

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We're all too uncomfortable to be.

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Super dark.

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I feel like we normally are.

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Our dog got fixed on the weekend.

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Oh, that's nice.

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Yeah.

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How is she?

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Did she jump on something and pull her stitches immediately or is she being well behaved?

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She's jumping on everything, but not pulling her stitches.

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OK, well that's good.

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I bought a human onesie to put on her and it's not long enough

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because she has a long hot dog body apparently.

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So I couldn't even awkwardly because her cone doesn't fit inside the kennel.

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It's really weird.

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We had to we let her sleep with us last night.

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It was awful.

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She's just awful.

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It's going to happen again tonight.

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Well, good on you for getting her the procedure.

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That's right.

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Spay and neuter your pets, folks.

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This has been Bob Barker.

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It's our PSA.

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Yo, Bob Barker.

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This episode is going to pick up right after.

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For us, this is more for us because you guys haven't really played in a while.

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This is going to pick up right after the Dragon Council meeting.

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So you guys are heading back from that.

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And then we will we will find out where Spencer fits into.

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We hitched a ride.

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No, you've got some rocks, which are big birds.

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Yes, not for rocks, rocks or rocks or bad boys.

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I only wanted to ride.

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Good boys.

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Good boy.

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Birds, right?

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Isn't a rock like a demon or something?

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Yeah, exactly.

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But a rock is more like a big giant eagle type thing.

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It's like a really large Pacific Islander dude.

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And he's so charming.

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We have talked about the rock way too much on this podcast.

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Well, how can you not?

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Great sense of humor, that guy.

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The dude is magnetic.

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I just listened to one of our previous episodes and we went on and on about how

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Carla and I just thought he'd just be the greatest guy to hang out with.

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And you guys were like, he's got the same dog as you.

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And then I had to Google it and his dog had died.

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And we were like, we were all crushed.

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Hell of a singing voice, a master of bromance also.

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Definitely true.

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The smoldering looks.

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My daughter Nora has watched Moana, the Disney one that he's in.

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She's watched it like 300 times.

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So I'm well versed in his exploits.

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Yeah, exactly.

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No, okay.

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Now that song's in my head.

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So now you're going to integrate it somehow.

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That's damn you Lin-Manuel Miranda.

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We'll have to talk to Disney about the licensing for that song.

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Oh yeah, that'd be dangerous.

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We can afford it.

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It's fine.

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Don't worry about it.

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Our lawyers are excellent.

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It's just Disney.

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They don't own anything really.

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They own everything.

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To help out with those licensing fees, Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast.

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We're so close to our hundred dollar.

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Very close to our our Disney Disney licensing goal,

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which is a million dollars by the time this hits the airwaves.

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Maybe maybe and we'll be able to license all the Disney.

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We are so dang optimistic today.

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It's just so optimistic.

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Okay, guys, I think Spencer really brings the best.

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That's right, Russ.

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That's that's nice.

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I'd like to think that of myself as well.

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Wow.

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No, we're all going to be quiet now.

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Russ has something important to say.

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It's whatever.

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Fuck it, guys.

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Let's play D&D.

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Hey, Tom.

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Don't he's going to kill us if you're mean.

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I hate Tom.

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Yeah, Tom, I don't want to die today.

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I know.

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I know.

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I know.

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I'm sorry.

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I take it all back.

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Grug Silver Tusk is really the mercenary here to murder you all.

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Nah, I knew it.

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Finally happened.

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Level 20.

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Here we go.

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Oh, shit.

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The flight back from the Nether Mountains to Waterdeep

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takes you about three to four days flying by rocks,

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needing to stop for rest every eight hours or so.

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During that time, some things happened.

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Flint.

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Yes.

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What is one encounter or conversation that happened

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while you guys were coming back?

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When we ran into the company of Gnolls.

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Oh, boy, that was a tale.

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Yep, that's it.

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That's all that happened.

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We just ran into them.

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It was very, we were very apologetic.

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We excused ourselves and we went on our way.

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Good.

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Nularaaaa, what was another conversation or encounter that happened?

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We flew over more dinosaurs and I got so excited

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that I almost fell off the rock I was riding

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because I'm real into the dinosaurs.

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But it was okay.

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I was fine.

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Maybe it had been warned I was a bit unreliable as a rider.

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I have a question.

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How big is a rock?

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Is it like one per person?

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Yeah, okay, cool.

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Well, Nularaaaa and I had races on our rocks.

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Rock races?

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Yeah, they were rock races and she won most times

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but she let me win a couple times,

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made me feel good about myself

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because she's so much better with animals

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and the whole handling of them.

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And I do feel like we bonded a lot on the trip

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the same kind of way that we did on the train.

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Yeah, we're really getting closer as friends.

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Flint, not so much.

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It's true.

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Just kidding, just kidding.

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Well, he decided to ride naked for that little one stretch

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like he was standing on his rock

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just kind of letting the breeze just get all up and everywhere

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after that, we rode in silence for a while.

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I'm familiar with some of Flint's naked exploits.

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It's been a highlight of my listening experience for sure.

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Awesome.

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Do you like the character arc

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how we started as a never nude

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and then drifted into always nude?

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I think character development is key in a D&D podcast.

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So you guys had a lot of fun, obviously.

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There were some things that happened.

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And you arrive on the fourth day.

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Well, you arrive at night.

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You land on the air pad at Castle Waterdeep.

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It's you, Thaddeus, and Flamikins, of course.

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And you guys land and what do you do?

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Sorry, where do we land?

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You're on kind of where you landed the airship

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at Castle Waterdeep where your rooms and stuff are.

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It's nighttime?

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Like, is it dinner time?

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It's nighttime.

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Yeah, it's kind of just after dinner time.

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So evening hours.

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Well, let's eat some food

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unless we just had some hard tack on the back of the rocks.

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Everybody loves a good hard tack feed.

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Yeah, like some pemmican and I don't know, latmus spread.

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Thaddeus pipes up and he says,

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I've got to go check my plants.

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So I'm going to go home

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and check in with you guys tomorrow, if that's all right.

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Sounds like the classic.

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I think I left the stove on.

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Totally.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Hey, how long have we been gone for

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and how long has he had those grungs in the tube?

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And has he just been carrying those with him?

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Yeah, so since you guys left Waterdeep

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the last time you've been gone for like a week and a half.

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I think I remember Grant's saying

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that those things can survive in there for six months.

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I think so, too.

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It was a pretty long time.

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I was concerned about the tiny frogs.

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Yeah.

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That's fair.

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Yeah, bye, Thaddeus.

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Thaddeus heads off and Flamingkens is all right.

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Let's go get fucked.

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Oh, I like where your head's at.

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Like fucked up or?

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Yeah, I'm a goblin.

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I don't know what things mean.

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Okay, because it got really blue

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pretty fast out of the gate.

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I don't know what you're talking about.

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When you edit it back,

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it's going to sound like I said fucked up.

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Okay, perfect.

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All right, excellent.

264
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There's a good case that Russ is always right

265
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because he gets to edit the podcast.

266
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Let's go get fucked up.

267
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I like where your head's at, girl.

268
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Let's do it.

269
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So if there's no opposition,

270
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you head out into the street

271
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and you know the area well enough

272
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and you head to what's known as the Yawning Portal Inn,

273
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a stone building with a slate roof as you walk up to it.

274
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The old inn is four stories tall,

275
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offering three floors for guest rooms

276
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and you walk in and it's bustling

277
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and what you don't know about the

278
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or what you might know about the Yawning Portal Inn

279
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is it is most known for being the opening

280
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to the Undermountain.

281
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So right in the center of this,

282
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there is a large hole that goes straight down.

283
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Like a yawning portal?

284
00:12:10,240 --> 00:12:12,159
Exactly, a yawning portal.

285
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You enter and well-worn boards cover the floor

286
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but the immediate impression is of comfort.

287
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Rich blue tapestries decorate the wood paneled walls

288
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of the common room.

289
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You see a bar where an older grizzled looking man

290
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is tending to patrons.

291
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You look around and see an open table

292
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near the back of the room where there's a stage

293
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where you see as you go up to the table,

294
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stepping up, wiping his mouth

295
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after finishing a meal and drink,

296
00:12:42,080 --> 00:12:45,039
picking up his loot, a tall half-orc

297
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with broad square jaw, crooked tusky teeth,

298
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wild autumn hair and a very prominent furrow brow

299
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and he steps up and he begins to play a song.

300
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There once was three heroes

301
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Great power did they wield

302
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Prodigal adventurers

303
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The finest in their field

304
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They stand tall in the midst of it all

305
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Axe, sword and talons

306
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Against overwhelming evil

307
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They'll bring back the bAlydince

308
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They saved us from the darkness

309
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From an army of undead

310
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Drove a dragon from its lair

311
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This all has been said

312
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They stand tall in the face of it all

313
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And they give the people hope

314
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Against those dirty cultists

315
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They'll be the hangman's rope

316
00:14:25,759 --> 00:14:35,120
And the crowd erupts into a huge applause.

317
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At first I was like, it's about us.

318
00:14:38,399 --> 00:14:40,159
And then I was like, no, those people are too cool.

319
00:14:41,919 --> 00:14:43,679
They sound very accomplished.

320
00:14:44,319 --> 00:14:46,159
I hope you can meet those adventurers.

321
00:14:46,159 --> 00:14:47,360
They sound amazing.

322
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:49,840
We should totally partner with those people,

323
00:14:49,840 --> 00:14:50,480
whoever they are.

324
00:14:51,279 --> 00:14:53,519
I bet they have a cool group name too.

325
00:14:53,519 --> 00:14:53,919
Right?

326
00:14:53,920 --> 00:14:54,560
Yeah, like the...

327
00:14:56,080 --> 00:14:57,120
Just like we do the...

328
00:15:00,480 --> 00:15:02,000
Oh, you're sky-cut out there, Karla.

329
00:15:04,240 --> 00:15:05,280
And we missed it.

330
00:15:07,200 --> 00:15:09,280
It was a brilliant line, though.

331
00:15:09,280 --> 00:15:10,320
That was a brilliant name.

332
00:15:10,320 --> 00:15:12,400
That was an awesome song, Spencer.

333
00:15:12,400 --> 00:15:13,520
Yeah, that was great, Spencer.

334
00:15:13,520 --> 00:15:14,480
That was awesome.

335
00:15:15,440 --> 00:15:16,880
Hey, who is that up there?

336
00:15:18,640 --> 00:15:19,120
I don't know.

337
00:15:19,120 --> 00:15:20,000
I've never seen him before.

338
00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:24,960
Guys, I don't want to be like all braggie and whatnot,

339
00:15:24,960 --> 00:15:27,840
but I think he may have been singing about us.

340
00:15:29,120 --> 00:15:29,679
I don't...

341
00:15:29,679 --> 00:15:32,399
I mean, it sounded like a really...

342
00:15:32,399 --> 00:15:33,600
We did those things.

343
00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:37,440
Like imagine there was a way, way better version of us.

344
00:15:38,320 --> 00:15:40,080
Sounded like that's what he was singing about.

345
00:15:40,080 --> 00:15:42,080
As you guys are having this conversation,

346
00:15:42,080 --> 00:15:44,639
the bartender comes over and lays down three drinks

347
00:15:44,639 --> 00:15:46,320
which you haven't ordered yet and says,

348
00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:47,759
these ones are on the house.

349
00:15:47,759 --> 00:15:49,039
If you need anything else, just let us know.

350
00:15:49,759 --> 00:15:50,240
Hold up.

351
00:15:50,240 --> 00:15:51,759
We never get on the house things.

352
00:15:51,759 --> 00:15:53,599
Is Flamikinskin's losing her shit

353
00:15:53,599 --> 00:15:55,120
because one wasn't put in front of her?

354
00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:56,799
And she's like, what the fuck?

355
00:15:56,799 --> 00:15:57,759
Excuse me, sir.

356
00:15:58,319 --> 00:15:59,439
Could I have a drink?

357
00:15:59,439 --> 00:16:01,919
He's like, oh, sorry, I didn't see you there.

358
00:16:02,559 --> 00:16:03,599
Yeah, I'll be right back with yours.

359
00:16:04,480 --> 00:16:06,879
How is she supposed to get fucked without a drink?

360
00:16:09,039 --> 00:16:11,039
There's three floors of rooms here.

361
00:16:11,759 --> 00:16:12,879
Something's going to happen.

362
00:16:13,679 --> 00:16:14,319
Stop it.

363
00:16:15,120 --> 00:16:15,839
Or don't.

364
00:16:15,839 --> 00:16:16,480
I love it.

365
00:16:16,480 --> 00:16:18,240
It makes me a little uncomfortable,

366
00:16:18,240 --> 00:16:21,200
but I'm also into it.

367
00:16:21,759 --> 00:16:23,440
Hey, was he singing about you guys?

368
00:16:23,440 --> 00:16:25,840
Like, that kind of sounds like you guys.

369
00:16:25,840 --> 00:16:27,519
Hey, you, friend, what's your name?

370
00:16:29,519 --> 00:16:30,019
Me?

371
00:16:32,879 --> 00:16:35,919
Are you speaking to me while I'm up on the stage?

372
00:16:36,480 --> 00:16:38,399
Well, I suppose I should take a break.

373
00:16:39,039 --> 00:16:40,320
I'll come down.

374
00:16:40,320 --> 00:16:43,440
And he comes down and sits next to,

375
00:16:44,799 --> 00:16:46,159
it's a goblin, right?

376
00:16:46,159 --> 00:16:46,960
Yeah, yeah.

377
00:16:47,600 --> 00:16:48,320
I'm a goblin.

378
00:16:49,680 --> 00:16:50,960
Hello, goblin.

379
00:16:50,960 --> 00:16:51,920
You are very small.

380
00:16:52,480 --> 00:16:53,440
I like you.

381
00:16:53,440 --> 00:16:55,040
You are very tall, good sir.

382
00:16:55,040 --> 00:16:55,920
What is your name?

383
00:16:57,920 --> 00:17:00,960
Well, there are some who call me Silver Tusk

384
00:17:01,840 --> 00:17:04,319
and others who call me Danger Song.

385
00:17:05,279 --> 00:17:09,360
But you, my fine green friend, may call me Grug.

386
00:17:09,920 --> 00:17:11,200
A man of many names.

387
00:17:11,200 --> 00:17:12,400
My name's Flameykins.

388
00:17:12,400 --> 00:17:13,200
Nice to meet you.

389
00:17:13,920 --> 00:17:16,720
Ah, Flameykins.

390
00:17:17,360 --> 00:17:19,680
It's a flaming good time to meet you.

391
00:17:22,480 --> 00:17:23,759
I like your style, man.

392
00:17:23,759 --> 00:17:24,960
Hey, that's a cool song.

393
00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:26,480
Where'd you learn that one?

394
00:17:27,759 --> 00:17:33,920
Well, I travel around playing music for my bread.

395
00:17:34,880 --> 00:17:37,279
And I've been all up and down the Sword Coast

396
00:17:37,279 --> 00:17:39,680
and I can't remember where I picked it up.

397
00:17:39,680 --> 00:17:44,080
But lately, the bards have been singing the song a lot.

398
00:17:45,200 --> 00:17:47,920
And hey, who are your friends?

399
00:17:49,120 --> 00:17:51,039
They look familiar.

400
00:17:51,920 --> 00:17:54,960
Well, I mean, they don't speak a lot.

401
00:17:56,960 --> 00:17:59,600
Well, Thea's looking at the two of them like,

402
00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:01,440
I feel like there's a spark here.

403
00:18:02,560 --> 00:18:04,320
I mean, I'm three foot nothing

404
00:18:04,320 --> 00:18:06,560
and he's like probably seven feet, so.

405
00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:08,480
Opposite the track, girlfriend.

406
00:18:08,480 --> 00:18:09,279
That's cute.

407
00:18:09,279 --> 00:18:11,519
Going to get weird, weird, real quick.

408
00:18:11,519 --> 00:18:13,200
That's where we're going with this storyline.

409
00:18:14,079 --> 00:18:15,599
I have a large backpack.

410
00:18:15,599 --> 00:18:17,759
You may find yourself sitting in.

411
00:18:24,319 --> 00:18:25,279
If this goes well.

412
00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:27,519
I'm new Laura Moonbrook.

413
00:18:27,519 --> 00:18:28,879
It's nice to meet you.

414
00:18:28,879 --> 00:18:29,379
Hello.

415
00:18:29,920 --> 00:18:30,639
I'm Thea.

416
00:18:30,639 --> 00:18:31,599
I'm a Stasia.

417
00:18:31,599 --> 00:18:33,200
That was a really great song.

418
00:18:33,200 --> 00:18:35,759
It sounded really familiar.

419
00:18:36,559 --> 00:18:38,879
And I'm a flint fire beard.

420
00:18:38,879 --> 00:18:41,680
And yeah, it's a hell of a loop you're playing there.

421
00:18:42,559 --> 00:18:43,279
Thank you.

422
00:18:43,279 --> 00:18:43,599
Yes.

423
00:18:43,599 --> 00:18:46,240
It's my weapon of choice.

424
00:18:46,240 --> 00:18:47,599
It has no name.

425
00:18:47,599 --> 00:18:48,640
It's dwarvish.

426
00:18:48,640 --> 00:18:50,400
Yes, I haven't named it.

427
00:18:50,400 --> 00:18:52,480
I haven't named my instrument since.

428
00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:55,920
Well, not since the first one.

429
00:18:57,279 --> 00:18:58,559
What happened to your first one?

430
00:18:58,559 --> 00:19:00,480
Oh, gosh, I broke this story.

431
00:19:03,039 --> 00:19:04,799
Did you like sit on it by accident?

432
00:19:04,799 --> 00:19:07,759
Was it like a mysterious tale or anything you just broke it?

433
00:19:09,519 --> 00:19:18,639
Well, you know, being a half orc, I play some kind of shady places sometimes and

434
00:19:19,919 --> 00:19:22,879
just kind of ended up a big bar brawl.

435
00:19:23,599 --> 00:19:25,279
Sometimes you got to hit someone with a loot.

436
00:19:25,279 --> 00:19:25,839
We get it.

437
00:19:26,559 --> 00:19:27,919
I was lucky.

438
00:19:27,919 --> 00:19:29,440
You should have seen the other loots.

439
00:19:29,440 --> 00:19:34,880
I'm imagining like a sword fight with the loots.

440
00:19:37,519 --> 00:19:41,600
It was a special loot of mine, the first loot I ever got.

441
00:19:41,600 --> 00:19:45,840
I got it from an elven bard after I ate him.

442
00:19:45,840 --> 00:19:46,720
Sorry, after you what?

443
00:19:47,279 --> 00:19:47,920
Ate him.

444
00:19:49,120 --> 00:19:50,720
She scooches a little further away.

445
00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:57,519
And then I decided that I don't like the taste of elves and I might as well

446
00:19:57,519 --> 00:20:00,720
try to survive by playing music instead.

447
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:06,160
Well, that's quite the turnaround from eating people to playing music.

448
00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:08,559
That's fantastic.

449
00:20:08,559 --> 00:20:10,720
Well, it's very nice to meet you, Grug.

450
00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:12,559
Grug.

451
00:20:12,559 --> 00:20:13,279
Grug.

452
00:20:13,279 --> 00:20:13,759
All right.

453
00:20:14,720 --> 00:20:16,480
Can we order a drink for Grug?

454
00:20:16,480 --> 00:20:19,519
Yeah, anyone who sings a song like that deserves a-

455
00:20:19,519 --> 00:20:24,639
I just do like the old hand in the air point with like the one more and point at Grug.

456
00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:26,240
Yep.

457
00:20:26,240 --> 00:20:31,440
Yeah, the bartender who was walking over with Flamikins Kinn's drink stopped

458
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:35,600
and hands it to Grug.

459
00:20:35,600 --> 00:20:41,440
Flamikins Kinn is like, fuck, another one, please.

460
00:20:42,800 --> 00:20:43,920
Poor girl.

461
00:20:43,920 --> 00:20:44,880
She just can't get some.

462
00:20:45,600 --> 00:20:54,160
Well, I have to say I'm really surprised to hear that song and that people are actually

463
00:20:54,960 --> 00:20:56,400
singing it all over.

464
00:20:59,680 --> 00:21:05,040
Does anyone know who these amazing adventurers are?

465
00:21:06,720 --> 00:21:09,600
Well, there are some who have ideas.

466
00:21:10,160 --> 00:21:15,040
Some much smarter than me may know who these three adventurers are.

467
00:21:15,600 --> 00:21:16,400
Oh, I think you know.

468
00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:17,040
But I don't.

469
00:21:17,920 --> 00:21:19,200
Oh, I think you know.

470
00:21:19,200 --> 00:21:20,160
Oh, I do?

471
00:21:20,160 --> 00:21:21,280
I think you do.

472
00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:22,640
I mean, I know.

473
00:21:22,640 --> 00:21:24,640
I know them personally.

474
00:21:24,640 --> 00:21:25,600
They're friends of mine.

475
00:21:26,480 --> 00:21:27,280
They are now.

476
00:21:28,480 --> 00:21:29,200
Oh, is it you?

477
00:21:29,840 --> 00:21:31,120
You're the song.

478
00:21:31,120 --> 00:21:32,000
No way.

479
00:21:32,640 --> 00:21:34,640
Oh, it's so cool to meet you.

480
00:21:34,640 --> 00:21:35,140
Wow.

481
00:21:35,759 --> 00:21:37,280
You guys, can I see the axe?

482
00:21:38,640 --> 00:21:43,680
Yeah, Flint pulls his axe off his back and hands it over to Grug.

483
00:21:43,680 --> 00:21:45,200
Cool axe, man.

484
00:21:45,200 --> 00:21:45,840
Oh, thank you.

485
00:21:46,640 --> 00:21:48,480
I don't have a name for it.

486
00:21:48,480 --> 00:21:51,759
I've never named a weapon before.

487
00:21:52,240 --> 00:21:57,519
Well, it's one that, you know, the people sing about.

488
00:21:57,519 --> 00:21:59,119
So it should maybe have a name.

489
00:22:00,160 --> 00:22:01,200
That's just my thought.

490
00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:04,079
Anyway, I'll have you.

491
00:22:04,799 --> 00:22:06,240
I'll take it under advisement.

492
00:22:06,240 --> 00:22:09,039
How long has it been since you've been been back?

493
00:22:09,039 --> 00:22:12,640
There's lots, lots to tell people are following you.

494
00:22:14,160 --> 00:22:18,160
Yeah, like on Twitter or like my insta?

495
00:22:19,120 --> 00:22:24,080
Well, you know, there's more of an informed debate happening on Twitter.

496
00:22:24,080 --> 00:22:26,000
I'd say it's more of a like an Instagram thing.

497
00:22:27,360 --> 00:22:31,840
The people, the people, they speak of you and they're getting together

498
00:22:32,480 --> 00:22:35,759
and forming resistances in your name.

499
00:22:35,759 --> 00:22:37,279
Have you not heard of this?

500
00:22:37,279 --> 00:22:38,320
We have a name?

501
00:22:39,759 --> 00:22:40,320
I don't know.

502
00:22:40,320 --> 00:22:41,600
What are they calling us?

503
00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:44,000
Yeah, what do people call us when they talk about us?

504
00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:44,880
What do they call us?

505
00:22:45,680 --> 00:22:48,720
Spencer, they call you.

506
00:22:53,280 --> 00:22:55,360
Spencer, your Skype call cut out.

507
00:22:55,360 --> 00:22:58,160
I forced him into this horrible situation.

508
00:22:58,160 --> 00:23:00,560
We're just going to I'm just full steam ahead, Spencer.

509
00:23:00,560 --> 00:23:01,280
What do they call us?

510
00:23:03,360 --> 00:23:07,520
The the not that easy.

511
00:23:09,520 --> 00:23:10,320
They call you.

512
00:23:12,640 --> 00:23:13,840
Oh, God.

513
00:23:13,919 --> 00:23:15,599
Does the bartender arrive to?

514
00:23:17,599 --> 00:23:19,039
Flaming Kins and friends.

515
00:23:21,199 --> 00:23:22,639
I remember, I remember.

516
00:23:22,639 --> 00:23:24,079
I think they call you many things,

517
00:23:24,079 --> 00:23:27,759
but I've heard most frequently the decimators of dragons.

518
00:23:27,759 --> 00:23:35,519
Yeah, I like you're going to you're going to save the realm from the cult.

519
00:23:35,519 --> 00:23:37,359
You've been fighting the cult is what we hear.

520
00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:39,519
We have been indeed.

521
00:23:39,519 --> 00:23:42,240
We have certainly try our best.

522
00:23:42,240 --> 00:23:45,519
Decimators of Dragon sounds like a bit of an oversell,

523
00:23:45,519 --> 00:23:48,240
but we're going to give it our best shot.

524
00:23:49,200 --> 00:23:50,480
Have we ever killed one?

525
00:23:50,480 --> 00:23:50,799
No.

526
00:23:50,799 --> 00:23:54,720
I mean, we usually just like shake them free of their layers, but they get away.

527
00:23:55,279 --> 00:23:59,359
We forcefully evict them and make them search for other layers.

528
00:23:59,359 --> 00:24:00,559
Dragon evicters.

529
00:24:01,519 --> 00:24:02,960
More of like a renovation.

530
00:24:04,640 --> 00:24:06,000
We're very modest.

531
00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:07,200
So resistances.

532
00:24:08,240 --> 00:24:10,160
That sounds great.

533
00:24:10,799 --> 00:24:11,680
There's a banner.

534
00:24:11,680 --> 00:24:12,400
Do you know?

535
00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:13,440
Have you seen the banner?

536
00:24:14,480 --> 00:24:15,440
Where have you been?

537
00:24:15,440 --> 00:24:17,440
You've never heard of any of this, I see.

538
00:24:17,440 --> 00:24:17,840
Geez.

539
00:24:18,720 --> 00:24:20,240
Well, I'll show you.

540
00:24:20,240 --> 00:24:25,279
We were in like a forest for a while and then we've been all over the place.

541
00:24:25,279 --> 00:24:26,640
Secret lair, you know.

542
00:24:27,680 --> 00:24:32,080
He reaches into his pack and he pulls up some parchment and a quill

543
00:24:32,080 --> 00:24:38,000
and he starts sketching out this thing and it shows a sword and an axe crossed.

544
00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:40,240
And then there's the eyes of an owl.

545
00:24:40,240 --> 00:24:41,680
He's like, this is your banner.

546
00:24:41,680 --> 00:24:42,720
You haven't seen this.

547
00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:48,480
Did you guys approve this design or anybody?

548
00:24:48,480 --> 00:24:49,839
I'm looking at both of them.

549
00:24:49,839 --> 00:24:52,319
Yeah, it came by my desk and I okayed it.

550
00:24:54,240 --> 00:24:56,400
I just put their old rubber stamp on it.

551
00:24:56,400 --> 00:25:01,440
He says there are militias all over the realm fighting the cult with this banner.

552
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:02,880
Since when?

553
00:25:05,759 --> 00:25:06,720
How long have we been gobbling?

554
00:25:06,720 --> 00:25:07,120
I don't know.

555
00:25:07,120 --> 00:25:08,640
Have you heard of this goblin?

556
00:25:08,640 --> 00:25:09,599
Three weeks?

557
00:25:09,600 --> 00:25:12,480
Yeah, well, I haven't heard of it.

558
00:25:12,480 --> 00:25:15,280
I've been stuck with these losers for the last little while.

559
00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:20,560
Yeah, bartender comes back and hands Flamikins a much smaller drink.

560
00:25:21,360 --> 00:25:26,960
Bartender, are you familiar with the banner, this banner, and I show him the picture?

561
00:25:28,240 --> 00:25:28,960
He looks at it.

562
00:25:28,960 --> 00:25:36,080
He says, yes, that's of the Decimator of Dragons, obviously.

563
00:25:36,080 --> 00:25:36,560
Right.

564
00:25:36,560 --> 00:25:38,640
How long's that been going on, would you say?

565
00:25:38,640 --> 00:25:40,160
I can't really remember.

566
00:25:40,160 --> 00:25:41,600
The banner, well, there's been like,

567
00:25:41,600 --> 00:25:45,120
adventures come through here all the time and there's been stories of resistances

568
00:25:45,120 --> 00:25:47,680
popping up for many weeks now.

569
00:25:47,680 --> 00:25:50,960
They've just started filtering in within the last couple weeks,

570
00:25:50,960 --> 00:25:55,600
but they say that it's been going on on the outskirts of where the cult of the dragon

571
00:25:55,600 --> 00:25:59,360
has been expanding for quite some time.

572
00:26:00,480 --> 00:26:02,560
And how are these militias doing?

573
00:26:03,200 --> 00:26:04,560
Are they being successful?

574
00:26:04,560 --> 00:26:05,759
Are they having victories?

575
00:26:06,720 --> 00:26:13,839
Mixed successes, mixed successes, depending on where they've come from.

576
00:26:14,559 --> 00:26:19,599
The deeper you get into cult territory, the less successful they are.

577
00:26:20,400 --> 00:26:23,200
Well, it's nice to know we're not alone in this.

578
00:26:23,920 --> 00:26:28,799
I mean, sure, we have some metallic dragons on our side.

579
00:26:30,480 --> 00:26:33,440
Maybe we should talk to them about switching the names

580
00:26:33,440 --> 00:26:35,680
since the metallic dragons are on our side.

581
00:26:37,360 --> 00:26:38,240
That's a good point.

582
00:26:38,240 --> 00:26:40,480
You don't want to fly that too loud.

583
00:26:41,920 --> 00:26:42,240
But.

584
00:26:43,039 --> 00:26:46,480
Draft up a cease and desist order, I think, would be an order there.

585
00:26:47,200 --> 00:26:48,400
I don't know how I feel about that.

586
00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:51,200
Innocent people are losing their lives in our name,

587
00:26:52,960 --> 00:26:56,480
but they should be fighting for what they think is right.

588
00:26:57,600 --> 00:26:58,960
Name's Dern and I run the joint.

589
00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:01,840
I forget what the question was.

590
00:27:01,840 --> 00:27:02,320
Oh, right.

591
00:27:02,320 --> 00:27:03,120
There wasn't a question.

592
00:27:03,120 --> 00:27:06,160
You guys and your your relations.

593
00:27:07,440 --> 00:27:08,720
Yeah, you are a symbol of hope.

594
00:27:09,760 --> 00:27:13,920
You are driving the cult back wherever you go,

595
00:27:13,920 --> 00:27:18,560
and the cult seems to be, for lack of a better term, scared of you.

596
00:27:19,280 --> 00:27:20,720
But Katniss Everdeen.

597
00:27:22,480 --> 00:27:25,120
And that we are unprepared for what we're about to face.

598
00:27:25,920 --> 00:27:27,600
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

599
00:27:27,600 --> 00:27:29,440
And a symbol for a bunch of people.

600
00:27:29,440 --> 00:27:32,320
And yeah, and unprepared.

601
00:27:32,319 --> 00:27:37,200
The militias that are forming from the opposite side, either people die,

602
00:27:37,919 --> 00:27:41,119
they concede and are forced to join the cult.

603
00:27:41,119 --> 00:27:42,079
Oh, that's bad.

604
00:27:42,079 --> 00:27:45,759
Or they join these militias if they cannot, if they can.

605
00:27:45,759 --> 00:27:51,759
And then those that cannot fight are sent to here, essentially.

606
00:27:52,720 --> 00:27:56,879
To Waterdeep, to Baldur's Gate, to Luskin.

607
00:27:56,879 --> 00:27:58,000
It's like, where are we?

608
00:27:58,000 --> 00:27:59,119
So you're in Waterdeep.

609
00:27:59,760 --> 00:28:03,840
So forces are amassing in these major centers.

610
00:28:04,640 --> 00:28:08,000
Or the weak people are amassing in the major centers.

611
00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:08,960
Which of it is it?

612
00:28:10,320 --> 00:28:10,640
Yes.

613
00:28:11,200 --> 00:28:11,920
Both?

614
00:28:11,920 --> 00:28:13,440
Both of those.

615
00:28:13,440 --> 00:28:18,800
I mean, we hope that you and the council working together are amassing forces, no?

616
00:28:19,360 --> 00:28:21,520
Yeah, we have a plan.

617
00:28:21,520 --> 00:28:22,160
We have a plan.

618
00:28:22,800 --> 00:28:23,120
Yes.

619
00:28:23,760 --> 00:28:25,200
And it's top secret.

620
00:28:25,200 --> 00:28:28,080
Yeah, we have a top secret plan, but it's really good.

621
00:28:28,799 --> 00:28:30,399
It's a really good top secret plan.

622
00:28:32,319 --> 00:28:33,519
Should I roll a bluff check?

623
00:28:36,399 --> 00:28:39,199
Because I think I have like negative five charms.

624
00:28:39,199 --> 00:28:39,699
Yeah.

625
00:28:41,519 --> 00:28:42,019
Sure.

626
00:28:42,720 --> 00:28:48,559
I mean, he's a little uneasy the fact that you're saying you have a super top secret plan.

627
00:28:48,559 --> 00:28:49,919
Oh, it's a tremendous plan.

628
00:28:49,919 --> 00:28:50,639
It's the best plan.

629
00:28:50,639 --> 00:28:51,759
It's better than anyone else's plan.

630
00:28:53,039 --> 00:28:53,519
All right.

631
00:28:53,519 --> 00:28:54,019
Yeah.

632
00:28:54,660 --> 00:28:56,660
Um, okay.

633
00:28:56,660 --> 00:28:57,859
Well, yeah, symbol of hope.

634
00:28:58,740 --> 00:29:00,900
You guys are, you guys are great.

635
00:29:01,460 --> 00:29:05,460
I won't tell anybody about this conversation we've had because this leads a little,

636
00:29:05,460 --> 00:29:07,220
leads a little doubt to the story.

637
00:29:07,220 --> 00:29:08,259
We're just tired.

638
00:29:08,259 --> 00:29:08,420
Yeah.

639
00:29:08,420 --> 00:29:10,579
It's been a long journey back from the Never Mountains.

640
00:29:11,940 --> 00:29:16,420
Were you guys saying that you hang out, you know,

641
00:29:17,220 --> 00:29:19,460
you're working with the council of Waterdeep?

642
00:29:21,059 --> 00:29:22,900
Is that what you're, is that what I heard you say?

643
00:29:24,660 --> 00:29:28,420
Uh, have you not heard the rumors traveling through

644
00:29:30,579 --> 00:29:34,740
the various cities of the Sword Coast?

645
00:29:35,379 --> 00:29:35,879
No.

646
00:29:36,579 --> 00:29:37,779
You've been gone a little while.

647
00:29:39,539 --> 00:29:41,940
Well, I hate to inform you that they're dying.

648
00:29:42,980 --> 00:29:43,700
Yeah.

649
00:29:43,700 --> 00:29:47,539
Yeah, the council or their aides, there's some-

650
00:29:47,539 --> 00:29:48,819
I'm sorry, you're cutting out.

651
00:29:48,819 --> 00:29:50,259
Does the council have aides?

652
00:29:50,259 --> 00:29:51,139
What's happening?

653
00:29:51,140 --> 00:29:54,420
They died of AIDS?

654
00:29:54,420 --> 00:29:55,540
That's what I got from that.

655
00:29:55,540 --> 00:29:57,780
It's a pretty manageable disease nowadays, but-

656
00:29:57,780 --> 00:30:00,500
Yeah, it's not the death sentence it once was.

657
00:30:00,500 --> 00:30:01,060
It's-

658
00:30:01,060 --> 00:30:03,780
I've, I've heard of aides on-

659
00:30:05,540 --> 00:30:07,460
This is like a, this is like a rank, right?

660
00:30:07,460 --> 00:30:09,300
Pull the rope cord, pull the rope cord so it can happen.

661
00:30:09,300 --> 00:30:15,300
This is like a, a rank of, um, so like, uh, would there be counsellors and then

662
00:30:15,300 --> 00:30:16,340
they have aides, right?

663
00:30:16,340 --> 00:30:16,740
Yeah, yeah.

664
00:30:16,740 --> 00:30:18,420
It's like helpers.

665
00:30:18,420 --> 00:30:18,820
Yeah.

666
00:30:18,820 --> 00:30:20,740
They are people that aid them.

667
00:30:20,740 --> 00:30:23,700
Yep. Yeah, I get you.

668
00:30:23,700 --> 00:30:25,220
Yeah, they're the helpers.

669
00:30:25,220 --> 00:30:26,420
They're the ones who are dying.

670
00:30:27,620 --> 00:30:29,700
What's happening to them?

671
00:30:29,700 --> 00:30:31,460
Some murder, suicides going on.

672
00:30:32,740 --> 00:30:33,700
Some crazy shit.

673
00:30:34,339 --> 00:30:35,940
Should probably get to the bottom of that.

674
00:30:36,500 --> 00:30:39,059
Yeah, that's what I've heard from the other bards.

675
00:30:41,380 --> 00:30:46,980
My buddy was just gigging in Neverwinter last week and he was telling me this.

676
00:30:46,980 --> 00:30:50,019
Well, guys, if there's some, if there's some crazy shit afoot, we gotta

677
00:30:51,460 --> 00:30:52,980
we gotta figure it all out.

678
00:30:52,980 --> 00:30:57,380
For character knowledge, you remember at the last council, you had heard of a

679
00:30:58,579 --> 00:31:03,380
single specific suicide from one of the aides from Neverwinter.

680
00:31:03,380 --> 00:31:06,900
That's what you, the last you had heard of it and you kind of were like-

681
00:31:06,900 --> 00:31:08,339
Isolated incident.

682
00:31:08,339 --> 00:31:11,700
He, isolated incident, pressures of the cults of the dragon.

683
00:31:11,700 --> 00:31:12,980
He was like, whatever.

684
00:31:12,980 --> 00:31:14,900
But now you're hearing that there are multiple-

685
00:31:16,099 --> 00:31:19,539
That's usually what people say before they off themselves, whatever.

686
00:31:19,700 --> 00:31:20,740
Well, that was what you guys said.

687
00:31:21,619 --> 00:31:23,059
We were weird and insensitive.

688
00:31:23,059 --> 00:31:24,180
That doesn't sound like us.

689
00:31:24,899 --> 00:31:25,460
Wait a minute.

690
00:31:25,460 --> 00:31:26,579
That does sound like us.

691
00:31:26,579 --> 00:31:31,460
Yeah, that sounds exactly like our brand of compassion and humanity.

692
00:31:31,460 --> 00:31:34,659
Well, I think we should probably go visit the council and see what's

693
00:31:34,659 --> 00:31:35,700
what's happening with this.

694
00:31:36,339 --> 00:31:40,740
It's too weird to be all separate.

695
00:31:40,740 --> 00:31:42,500
Yeah, it's got to be connected.

696
00:31:42,500 --> 00:31:44,420
Everybody make a perception check.

697
00:31:44,420 --> 00:31:45,619
I love rolling dice.

698
00:31:45,619 --> 00:31:47,859
Oh, I rolled it right off the table and got so excited.

699
00:31:47,859 --> 00:31:48,359
15.

700
00:31:49,160 --> 00:31:52,040
I also rolled a 15, but it's a little more than that because-

701
00:31:52,840 --> 00:31:53,640
18.

702
00:31:53,640 --> 00:31:54,360
I rolled an 11.

703
00:31:54,360 --> 00:31:56,040
Or no, it's just this, isn't it?

704
00:31:56,040 --> 00:31:57,160
You have an 8 perception.

705
00:31:57,160 --> 00:31:58,600
So you got a 23.

706
00:31:58,600 --> 00:31:59,240
Damn.

707
00:31:59,240 --> 00:32:00,120
23.

708
00:32:00,120 --> 00:32:01,480
Where's my perception?

709
00:32:01,480 --> 00:32:02,120
Oh, there it is.

710
00:32:02,120 --> 00:32:02,680
I see it.

711
00:32:02,680 --> 00:32:03,320
Alphabetical.

712
00:32:03,320 --> 00:32:04,680
It comes after nature.

713
00:32:04,680 --> 00:32:05,720
I know my bases.

714
00:32:06,600 --> 00:32:07,240
23.

715
00:32:07,960 --> 00:32:11,080
You hear clear as day, the, well, maybe not clear as day,

716
00:32:11,080 --> 00:32:14,120
but you hear rumblings kind of through, I guess it's a pretty packed place,

717
00:32:14,120 --> 00:32:18,760
but you hear a similar kind of story coming from behind you.

718
00:32:18,760 --> 00:32:27,400
A couple guys talking about how there's been a new murder suicide rumor happening.

719
00:32:27,400 --> 00:32:33,400
Rumor has it that the latest body was taken to the city morgue.

720
00:32:33,400 --> 00:32:36,200
So you kind of hear snippets of that from behind you.

721
00:32:36,840 --> 00:32:37,340
Guys.

722
00:32:38,920 --> 00:32:41,160
Yep, forgot it was an audio podcast.

723
00:32:41,240 --> 00:32:44,360
Tom and I both in video, like, raised our eyebrows like,

724
00:32:44,360 --> 00:32:45,800
yes, friend, please continue.

725
00:32:48,040 --> 00:32:49,560
That's not how this works.

726
00:32:49,560 --> 00:32:57,160
Guys, I just overheard behind us that there has been another murder suicide.

727
00:32:57,960 --> 00:32:59,960
Yeah, you heard the words murder and suicide.

728
00:33:00,920 --> 00:33:06,200
Murder suicide that happened just recently and the body's been taken here to the morgue.

729
00:33:07,160 --> 00:33:11,080
We're going to go to the morgue to look at a dead body because we're really good at that.

730
00:33:11,160 --> 00:33:12,680
Hey, you guys want to see a dead body?

731
00:33:13,560 --> 00:33:14,060
Sure.

732
00:33:15,320 --> 00:33:18,680
Yeah, you know, we're so okay.

733
00:33:18,680 --> 00:33:20,040
Who's who's going to the morgue?

734
00:33:21,560 --> 00:33:22,440
All of us.

735
00:33:22,440 --> 00:33:24,200
Let's invite you guys.

736
00:33:24,200 --> 00:33:24,840
Can I come?

737
00:33:25,720 --> 00:33:26,360
Yes, absolutely.

738
00:33:26,920 --> 00:33:28,120
Do we know where the morgue is?

739
00:33:28,120 --> 00:33:29,560
Because maybe he could show us the way.

740
00:33:29,560 --> 00:33:30,920
I know dead people.

741
00:33:30,920 --> 00:33:32,440
Because I believe we've been in water deep,

742
00:33:32,440 --> 00:33:35,800
but we I don't think we visited the morgue while we were here.

743
00:33:35,800 --> 00:33:39,800
Well, I happen to have lived in this town for city for

744
00:33:40,759 --> 00:33:41,879
good, good long while.

745
00:33:41,879 --> 00:33:47,000
Now I probably could dig the directions to the morgue out of the back of my head.

746
00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:47,559
Perfect.

747
00:33:47,559 --> 00:33:52,279
And you don't you don't mind the kind of the morbidity of.

748
00:33:52,279 --> 00:33:52,599
Yes.

749
00:33:54,119 --> 00:33:55,399
Oh, I dabble.

750
00:33:55,399 --> 00:33:58,119
I dabble in morbidity.

751
00:33:58,119 --> 00:33:58,839
Yeah.

752
00:33:58,839 --> 00:34:00,279
I mean, he ain't a fucking elf.

753
00:34:00,919 --> 00:34:01,639
Yeah, let's just.

754
00:34:03,799 --> 00:34:05,559
He's comfortable around dead bodies.

755
00:34:05,559 --> 00:34:07,079
We probably need him just for that.

756
00:34:07,560 --> 00:34:11,160
I survived in the woods for probably a couple of years doing that.

757
00:34:11,960 --> 00:34:12,440
Yeah.

758
00:34:12,440 --> 00:34:20,280
Eating elves, eating humans, animals, goblins.

759
00:34:20,280 --> 00:34:22,600
So you have you have dinner tonight already?

760
00:34:22,600 --> 00:34:22,920
Yeah.

761
00:34:22,920 --> 00:34:25,559
Well, as soon as I learned how to play the loot,

762
00:34:26,760 --> 00:34:29,720
I figured out that it could get me better dinner than

763
00:34:29,720 --> 00:34:33,480
elves because elves are not that it's not a good taste.

764
00:34:34,039 --> 00:34:34,680
Kind of tough.

765
00:34:35,400 --> 00:34:36,680
They're very stringy.

766
00:34:36,679 --> 00:34:38,279
There's not much meat on this.

767
00:34:38,279 --> 00:34:38,759
Yeah.

768
00:34:38,759 --> 00:34:40,519
I never see a fat elf.

769
00:34:40,519 --> 00:34:45,399
You know, being a half orc, I've been wondering about the teachings of my people.

770
00:34:45,399 --> 00:34:50,759
You know, growing up in the orc tribe, doing the whole violence thing.

771
00:34:50,759 --> 00:34:53,719
I'm just like, I don't know about that so much anymore.

772
00:34:54,440 --> 00:34:55,079
Yeah.

773
00:34:55,079 --> 00:34:55,960
Yeah, I can relate.

774
00:34:55,960 --> 00:34:57,319
I want to be a pirate again.

775
00:34:59,079 --> 00:34:59,799
Cool.

776
00:34:59,799 --> 00:35:01,079
We'll get you back on a boat.

777
00:35:01,079 --> 00:35:02,199
We'll get you back there.

778
00:35:02,199 --> 00:35:03,000
I could sail.

779
00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:05,639
Yeah, I hear they got airships here, too.

780
00:35:05,639 --> 00:35:06,920
That would probably be pretty cool.

781
00:35:08,039 --> 00:35:08,920
Yeah, they fly.

782
00:35:08,920 --> 00:35:09,559
Airship.

783
00:35:10,279 --> 00:35:10,779
Yeah.

784
00:35:11,480 --> 00:35:12,279
All right.

785
00:35:12,279 --> 00:35:13,319
To the morgue.

786
00:35:13,319 --> 00:35:13,799
Let's go.

787
00:35:17,879 --> 00:35:18,679
Hey, how's it going?

788
00:35:18,679 --> 00:35:20,039
I'm your Dungeon Master Russ More.

789
00:35:20,039 --> 00:35:23,559
Thank you so much for joining us for episode 43 of Dumbgeons and Dragons

790
00:35:23,559 --> 00:35:25,799
titled A Friend in the Night Part 1.

791
00:35:26,440 --> 00:35:30,759
We are so excited Spencer could join us for this episode and next episode.

792
00:35:30,759 --> 00:35:31,480
That's right.

793
00:35:31,480 --> 00:35:35,159
There will be two episodes featuring Grug and his musical stylings helping out

794
00:35:35,159 --> 00:35:39,639
the party as they try to figure out the whole murder-suicide situation in Waterdeep.

795
00:35:39,639 --> 00:35:42,839
If you want to find more of Spencer's lovely music, you can find them at

796
00:35:42,839 --> 00:35:48,119
spencerjo.bandcamp.com or on his Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram pages,

797
00:35:48,119 --> 00:35:49,960
which I'll link in the description.

798
00:35:49,960 --> 00:35:53,799
If you want to support us directly and you enjoy the show and want to get more,

799
00:35:53,799 --> 00:35:57,799
the easiest way to do that is to join the Dumb Dragon Cast Patreon community.

800
00:35:57,799 --> 00:36:02,599
You can visit Patreon.com slash Dumb Dragon Cast and see all the tiers and rewards.

801
00:36:02,599 --> 00:36:05,880
And in fact, we just did a little revamp of the reward levels.

802
00:36:05,880 --> 00:36:09,079
So we have more options and more things that you can get in on

803
00:36:09,079 --> 00:36:11,159
at different levels that can suit your budget.

804
00:36:11,159 --> 00:36:14,759
And we're super close to our next goal, which when we reach that,

805
00:36:14,759 --> 00:36:18,519
we'll be doing a great giveaway and adding more content to the community every month,

806
00:36:18,519 --> 00:36:22,920
like fortnightly character sheets fully fleshed out with backstories for you to take

807
00:36:22,920 --> 00:36:24,519
and use at your gaming table.

808
00:36:24,519 --> 00:36:27,319
Every one of the players and myself will be contributing to that

809
00:36:27,319 --> 00:36:30,679
and are super excited to be able to offer you fun things that you can take away

810
00:36:30,679 --> 00:36:32,440
from the show and use at your own table.

811
00:36:32,839 --> 00:36:35,559
Again, Patreon.com slash Dumb Dragon Cast.

812
00:36:35,559 --> 00:36:36,679
We hope to see you over there.

813
00:36:37,319 --> 00:36:40,920
All of our social media links can be found at DumbDragons.com.

814
00:36:40,920 --> 00:36:45,159
So go check out the website and join, follow or like where you can today.

815
00:36:45,159 --> 00:36:45,880
One final thing.

816
00:36:45,880 --> 00:36:48,679
Thanks to Sirenscape for some of the amazing atmosphere and music.

817
00:36:48,679 --> 00:36:52,679
Make sure you check them out at Sirenscape.com to bring your games to life.

818
00:36:52,679 --> 00:36:55,079
You just gotta be using it at your gaming table.

819
00:36:55,079 --> 00:36:57,880
Links for everything mentioned today can be found in the description.

820
00:36:57,880 --> 00:37:01,639
The next episode will be out July 11th, which is only a week away.

821
00:37:01,639 --> 00:37:05,480
I know I said we'd be back to a regular schedule, but we're trying something out.

822
00:37:05,480 --> 00:37:08,679
Plus we want to get you that second half of the super fun adventure.

823
00:37:08,679 --> 00:37:09,639
That's right.

824
00:37:09,639 --> 00:37:10,359
So that's it.

825
00:37:10,359 --> 00:37:12,599
Let's dive back in and see what's going on at the morgue.

826
00:37:12,599 --> 00:37:13,400
Have a great week.

827
00:37:13,400 --> 00:37:14,039
We'll talk soon.

828
00:37:20,279 --> 00:37:23,799
We, we pay for the beers that weren't free.

829
00:37:23,799 --> 00:37:24,599
They were all free.

830
00:37:24,599 --> 00:37:25,799
Well, they were all free.

831
00:37:25,799 --> 00:37:26,759
That's nice.

832
00:37:26,759 --> 00:37:27,079
Okay.

833
00:37:27,079 --> 00:37:28,920
Well, we high five the bartender.

834
00:37:29,079 --> 00:37:30,200
That's on our way out.

835
00:37:30,200 --> 00:37:30,760
Pretty sweet.

836
00:37:30,760 --> 00:37:32,519
A line of high fives coming out of it.

837
00:37:32,519 --> 00:37:33,240
Yes.

838
00:37:33,240 --> 00:37:37,320
Like a softball team kind of thing, everybody running back.

839
00:37:37,320 --> 00:37:38,599
But like real ones.

840
00:37:38,599 --> 00:37:39,559
Not those like.

841
00:37:39,559 --> 00:37:40,360
Yeah, not those.

842
00:37:40,360 --> 00:37:41,720
Oh, he did that.

843
00:37:41,720 --> 00:37:43,079
It was so gross.

844
00:37:43,079 --> 00:37:46,840
Like the limp, clammy hands just going down a line.

845
00:37:47,400 --> 00:37:48,440
Yeah, no, it's not.

846
00:37:49,639 --> 00:37:51,079
I mean, we all know it was a good game.

847
00:37:51,079 --> 00:37:52,200
Anyway, to the morgue.

848
00:37:52,200 --> 00:37:53,800
We all know it's a cookie.

849
00:37:53,800 --> 00:37:56,119
Let's go find some limp, clammy hands.

850
00:37:57,159 --> 00:37:58,680
Well, we're going to the right place.

851
00:37:59,159 --> 00:38:00,360
Yeah, let's do it.

852
00:38:00,360 --> 00:38:01,720
I don't know if Rick and Mortis is set in.

853
00:38:01,720 --> 00:38:03,159
That high five could be tight.

854
00:38:03,159 --> 00:38:03,800
Oh, that's true.

855
00:38:05,960 --> 00:38:06,440
Yeah, so.

856
00:38:07,880 --> 00:38:10,920
Grug, Grug, Grug knows the way to the morgue.

857
00:38:10,920 --> 00:38:11,880
Pretty handy way.

858
00:38:11,880 --> 00:38:13,159
We follow him.

859
00:38:13,159 --> 00:38:17,800
And you get to the morgue and it seems like it's all locked up for the night.

860
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:22,280
I don't think that's a problem because I think I have thieves tools.

861
00:38:22,280 --> 00:38:22,840
I do.

862
00:38:23,559 --> 00:38:23,800
You do?

863
00:38:23,800 --> 00:38:25,159
I want to break into here.

864
00:38:25,159 --> 00:38:25,960
All right.

865
00:38:25,960 --> 00:38:26,920
I'm going to do it.

866
00:38:26,920 --> 00:38:28,039
I'm going to pick this lock.

867
00:38:28,039 --> 00:38:29,639
OK, make a thieves tools check.

868
00:38:29,639 --> 00:38:32,679
I'm going to innocently whistle while she's doing that.

869
00:38:33,880 --> 00:38:38,599
Roll, roll, roll an aiding or a helping.

870
00:38:38,599 --> 00:38:40,039
Is this probably?

871
00:38:40,039 --> 00:38:41,079
What do I roll for that?

872
00:38:42,440 --> 00:38:44,840
Well, you're trying to probably distract.

873
00:38:44,840 --> 00:38:47,320
So is this a dex performance?

874
00:38:47,320 --> 00:38:49,719
OK, that is a 17.

875
00:38:50,759 --> 00:38:51,159
Fuck.

876
00:38:51,159 --> 00:38:53,159
That's some good whistling, my dude.

877
00:38:53,159 --> 00:38:53,800
16.

878
00:38:55,480 --> 00:38:57,800
So plus another two for his helping you.

879
00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:04,279
Yeah, you managed to it takes you a minute, but you get in it and shimmy the lock open

880
00:39:04,279 --> 00:39:06,279
and you're inside a dark morgue.

881
00:39:08,279 --> 00:39:11,239
I produce flame in my hand.

882
00:39:11,239 --> 00:39:19,320
So that I say I like a banana and a glowing orb comes out guys.

883
00:39:21,639 --> 00:39:24,199
She says banana to light up the ball.

884
00:39:24,840 --> 00:39:27,639
I don't know if you caught that there, there, Grug.

885
00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:29,800
I don't get it.

886
00:39:30,519 --> 00:39:31,239
Yeah, I know.

887
00:39:31,239 --> 00:39:32,440
Was that like a safe word?

888
00:39:32,440 --> 00:39:33,400
No, weird bunch.

889
00:39:34,840 --> 00:39:35,800
Bunch of bananas.

890
00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:39,000
All right, let's go find a dead body.

891
00:39:40,119 --> 00:39:40,840
So we look around.

892
00:39:40,840 --> 00:39:42,440
What do we see in this morgue?

893
00:39:42,440 --> 00:39:46,360
Oh, you're going to kind of like the front entryway, like the reception area.

894
00:39:46,360 --> 00:39:49,480
We have a really hard time getting past reception areas.

895
00:39:49,480 --> 00:39:50,840
Is there like a desk?

896
00:39:50,840 --> 00:39:51,719
There's a desk.

897
00:39:51,719 --> 00:39:52,119
Yeah.

898
00:39:52,119 --> 00:39:54,360
And then like a room going back.

899
00:39:54,360 --> 00:39:55,480
Any of these rooms labeled?

900
00:39:56,280 --> 00:39:58,280
Yeah, one says dead bodies.

901
00:39:58,280 --> 00:39:58,920
Oh, perfect.

902
00:39:58,920 --> 00:40:02,519
Let's go look for the one that says dead bodies.

903
00:40:03,159 --> 00:40:04,679
Really insensitive though, right?

904
00:40:04,679 --> 00:40:05,240
It is.

905
00:40:05,240 --> 00:40:07,079
I mean factual.

906
00:40:07,079 --> 00:40:07,960
Medieval.

907
00:40:07,960 --> 00:40:11,639
See, the problem is we didn't see the other sign that says

908
00:40:11,639 --> 00:40:15,719
if you go in this room, you will become and then it says dead bodies.

909
00:40:16,440 --> 00:40:19,000
Oh, you will become dead bodies?

910
00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:19,639
Yeah.

911
00:40:19,639 --> 00:40:21,800
Grammar in that sign killed me.

912
00:40:21,800 --> 00:40:22,760
It's a sign, Amy.

913
00:40:25,800 --> 00:40:29,000
OK, so you go into the dead bodies room and there are, in fact,

914
00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:31,719
two dead bodies laid out on the table.

915
00:40:31,719 --> 00:40:32,199
And only two?

916
00:40:32,199 --> 00:40:33,400
Are they covered with the sheets?

917
00:40:33,400 --> 00:40:34,599
Thank goodness.

918
00:40:34,599 --> 00:40:35,880
Seemingly only two.

919
00:40:35,880 --> 00:40:36,920
Are they covered with sheets?

920
00:40:37,559 --> 00:40:39,159
Do they have toe tags?

921
00:40:39,159 --> 00:40:40,360
No, no toe tags.

922
00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:42,760
They're just naked on a tray?

923
00:40:42,760 --> 00:40:43,400
What's happening?

924
00:40:44,360 --> 00:40:45,400
Well, no, they have clothes.

925
00:40:45,400 --> 00:40:48,039
It looks like they were just brought in there.

926
00:40:48,039 --> 00:40:52,679
Well, no, but usually when they are examined post-mortem,

927
00:40:52,679 --> 00:40:53,719
they take their clothes off.

928
00:40:53,720 --> 00:40:55,800
So I'm not just being gross this time.

929
00:40:55,800 --> 00:40:56,440
I know.

930
00:40:56,440 --> 00:40:58,040
I've watched CSI.

931
00:40:58,040 --> 00:41:01,640
Although I also seem to remember Russ going back to somebody

932
00:41:01,640 --> 00:41:05,240
being naked on a slab numerous times in our Patreon episodes.

933
00:41:06,120 --> 00:41:07,400
I just listened to that one.

934
00:41:07,400 --> 00:41:09,320
Actually, it was fairly inappropriate.

935
00:41:09,320 --> 00:41:10,760
I was uncomfortable as I was listening.

936
00:41:10,760 --> 00:41:12,520
I was like, no, get away from him.

937
00:41:12,520 --> 00:41:14,520
Somebody save him from Russ.

938
00:41:14,520 --> 00:41:15,720
Just trying to create narrative.

939
00:41:16,680 --> 00:41:17,720
That's all I'm doing.

940
00:41:17,720 --> 00:41:19,320
Russ's character was a predator.

941
00:41:19,320 --> 00:41:20,280
A creepo.

942
00:41:20,280 --> 00:41:21,560
Extraordinary.

943
00:41:21,560 --> 00:41:22,840
A means to an end.

944
00:41:22,840 --> 00:41:23,480
The things we do.

945
00:41:24,600 --> 00:41:26,280
No, this was someone we were rescuing

946
00:41:26,280 --> 00:41:28,039
that was just tied down on a table.

947
00:41:31,800 --> 00:41:33,720
I'm gonna have to subscribe for that one.

948
00:41:33,720 --> 00:41:34,280
You might.

949
00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:37,800
Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast

950
00:41:37,800 --> 00:41:39,960
for all your naked guys on slabs.

951
00:41:40,600 --> 00:41:43,640
So we've got a couple of clothed people on slabs.

952
00:41:44,280 --> 00:41:44,760
Men?

953
00:41:44,760 --> 00:41:45,559
Humans?

954
00:41:45,559 --> 00:41:51,000
Yes, two humans in more or less official attire

955
00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:52,679
and they look like they are.

956
00:41:53,480 --> 00:41:58,840
One of them has markings from Waterdeep

957
00:41:58,840 --> 00:42:01,000
and one has markings from Neverwinter.

958
00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:06,920
I cast Detect Magic on the bodies.

959
00:42:06,920 --> 00:42:08,599
Don't see any magic.

960
00:42:08,599 --> 00:42:09,639
Guys, it wasn't magical.

961
00:42:10,519 --> 00:42:11,639
Is there obvious...

962
00:42:11,639 --> 00:42:13,320
Can we tell how they died?

963
00:42:13,320 --> 00:42:16,599
Is there an arrow sticking out of one in a comical way

964
00:42:16,599 --> 00:42:17,239
through its head?

965
00:42:19,480 --> 00:42:20,679
Yeah, exactly.

966
00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:23,879
One looks like he has his head kind of bludgeoned in.

967
00:42:25,079 --> 00:42:25,960
I bet that's the murder.

968
00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:26,679
I'm guessing.

969
00:42:26,679 --> 00:42:27,159
Yeah.

970
00:42:27,159 --> 00:42:30,359
The other after some closer...

971
00:42:30,359 --> 00:42:31,879
Maybe make an investigation check.

972
00:42:33,239 --> 00:42:34,279
Okie dokie.

973
00:42:34,279 --> 00:42:35,960
I got a 15.

974
00:42:37,239 --> 00:42:37,739
Yeah.

975
00:42:38,599 --> 00:42:39,799
Oh, Jesus.

976
00:42:39,799 --> 00:42:40,919
Spencer, are you okay?

977
00:42:41,879 --> 00:42:42,379
Two.

978
00:42:45,239 --> 00:42:48,359
So Nularaaaia, you're taking a look at the second body

979
00:42:48,360 --> 00:42:52,599
and you see marks around his neck

980
00:42:52,599 --> 00:42:55,160
that look to be like he might have hung himself.

981
00:42:55,160 --> 00:42:56,200
It doesn't look like a hand,

982
00:42:56,200 --> 00:42:58,920
but it looks like maybe a rope or a sheet of some sort.

983
00:42:59,480 --> 00:43:00,760
I'm going to speak with that one.

984
00:43:02,920 --> 00:43:03,640
Sure.

985
00:43:03,640 --> 00:43:05,079
I cast Speak With Dead.

986
00:43:06,920 --> 00:43:07,880
Fuck yeah, you do.

987
00:43:08,440 --> 00:43:09,400
Oh yeah.

988
00:43:09,400 --> 00:43:10,760
I think it's a ritual, actually.

989
00:43:10,760 --> 00:43:11,720
So let's see here.

990
00:43:12,599 --> 00:43:14,280
No, it only takes me one action.

991
00:43:14,280 --> 00:43:15,400
So I just kind of like...

992
00:43:16,280 --> 00:43:16,840
Okay.

993
00:43:16,840 --> 00:43:17,720
Okay, just let's see here.

994
00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:22,120
Oh, yes.

995
00:43:23,800 --> 00:43:27,320
The body sits up on the slab.

996
00:43:27,320 --> 00:43:29,160
Sorry, is this the one that was hung?

997
00:43:29,160 --> 00:43:30,360
I get five questions.

998
00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:31,720
Yep.

999
00:43:31,720 --> 00:43:33,480
Yeah, this is the one that was hung.

1000
00:43:33,480 --> 00:43:33,980
Yes.

1001
00:43:34,760 --> 00:43:35,800
Why did you die?

1002
00:43:36,920 --> 00:43:41,000
I was told to hang myself.

1003
00:43:41,720 --> 00:43:42,280
By whom?

1004
00:43:42,840 --> 00:43:47,800
She does not have a name that I know.

1005
00:43:48,440 --> 00:43:51,800
She compelled me to do what I did, though.

1006
00:43:51,800 --> 00:43:55,160
Sounds like some enchantment bullshit, fellas.

1007
00:43:55,720 --> 00:43:58,280
She sounds like a bitch, a righteous bitch.

1008
00:43:59,160 --> 00:44:01,160
Can we get a physical description of this righteous bitch?

1009
00:44:02,360 --> 00:44:03,560
What did she look like?

1010
00:44:04,600 --> 00:44:08,600
She had long red hair.

1011
00:44:09,559 --> 00:44:13,880
She stood about your height, and he points to Thea.

1012
00:44:14,599 --> 00:44:22,440
She has eyes as black as night, and she wears silk robes.

1013
00:44:23,159 --> 00:44:24,839
Red silk robes.

1014
00:44:25,639 --> 00:44:27,239
Does this sound like anyone that we know?

1015
00:44:27,799 --> 00:44:28,920
I don't think so.

1016
00:44:30,759 --> 00:44:32,759
We've run into some women on the council,

1017
00:44:32,759 --> 00:44:36,039
but if it was a counselor, he would know who she was, right?

1018
00:44:36,039 --> 00:44:37,639
Yeah, she would have a name.

1019
00:44:37,719 --> 00:44:40,599
He also says she is very beautiful.

1020
00:44:42,199 --> 00:44:43,799
All right, I've got two questions left, guys.

1021
00:44:43,799 --> 00:44:44,359
What do you think?

1022
00:44:44,920 --> 00:44:51,559
Do we want to know if, like, she came to him to tell him that,

1023
00:44:51,559 --> 00:44:54,440
or if, like, how he was compelled?

1024
00:44:54,440 --> 00:44:56,039
Does that make sense, like, or was it?

1025
00:44:56,039 --> 00:44:57,239
How did you meet this woman?

1026
00:44:57,239 --> 00:44:59,000
Like, how do you know this woman?

1027
00:44:59,000 --> 00:44:59,500
Yeah.

1028
00:45:00,519 --> 00:45:04,039
How did you come across this woman?

1029
00:45:04,199 --> 00:45:10,599
She came to me, and I found myself drawn to her.

1030
00:45:13,159 --> 00:45:18,599
I was at a tavern in the Field Ward,

1031
00:45:18,599 --> 00:45:21,880
which is an area in Waterdeep for those playing the home game.

1032
00:45:23,480 --> 00:45:24,279
Or this game.

1033
00:45:24,279 --> 00:45:24,920
Or this one.

1034
00:45:24,920 --> 00:45:25,639
This game, yep.

1035
00:45:26,279 --> 00:45:28,599
The place is the Lonely Whip.

1036
00:45:28,599 --> 00:45:31,239
That's the only time I met her there.

1037
00:45:32,119 --> 00:45:32,840
What did that mean?

1038
00:45:32,840 --> 00:45:34,600
He met her somewhere else some other times?

1039
00:45:35,800 --> 00:45:36,440
I guess so.

1040
00:45:38,280 --> 00:45:39,559
Be more clear, corpse.

1041
00:45:40,200 --> 00:45:41,160
The Lonely Whip.

1042
00:45:42,360 --> 00:45:43,400
We have one more question.

1043
00:45:43,400 --> 00:45:44,760
Yeah, like, do we want to know if he...

1044
00:45:45,480 --> 00:45:46,440
Well, no.

1045
00:45:46,440 --> 00:45:47,240
I don't know.

1046
00:45:47,240 --> 00:45:47,800
Anybody?

1047
00:45:47,800 --> 00:45:52,680
Oh, should we do the thing like pushing daisies

1048
00:45:52,680 --> 00:45:55,640
and ask, like, what's one thing that he would like us

1049
00:45:55,640 --> 00:45:58,039
to tell his loved ones, blah, blah, blah?

1050
00:45:58,680 --> 00:45:59,480
That's sweet.

1051
00:46:00,680 --> 00:46:02,360
Sweet as hell added the blah, blah, blah.

1052
00:46:02,599 --> 00:46:05,720
Well, I like any reference to pushing daisies.

1053
00:46:05,720 --> 00:46:07,000
I could go on that.

1054
00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:08,200
You want to go on that?

1055
00:46:08,200 --> 00:46:09,720
Yeah, let's do that.

1056
00:46:09,720 --> 00:46:14,760
I think we have the information we need to pursue this installment.

1057
00:46:16,760 --> 00:46:21,000
I say, corpse, do you have any messages for the living?

1058
00:46:21,960 --> 00:46:25,160
The corpse pauses and says,

1059
00:46:26,599 --> 00:46:29,800
tell my wife I loved her.

1060
00:46:30,760 --> 00:46:32,680
So he's not going to tell us who his wife is?

1061
00:46:32,680 --> 00:46:33,880
Oh, we can probably figure that out.

1062
00:46:33,880 --> 00:46:34,360
It's fine.

1063
00:46:34,360 --> 00:46:35,320
Since he's an aide and...

1064
00:46:35,320 --> 00:46:35,560
Yeah.

1065
00:46:36,360 --> 00:46:36,840
All right.

1066
00:46:37,720 --> 00:46:39,720
And after that question is asked,

1067
00:46:40,840 --> 00:46:44,360
his body lowers back to the slab

1068
00:46:44,360 --> 00:46:46,920
and he is again, but a corpse.

1069
00:46:47,640 --> 00:46:50,519
Hey, Grug, pretty cool trick talking to that corpse.

1070
00:46:51,400 --> 00:46:52,440
Very handy.

1071
00:46:52,440 --> 00:46:54,600
Yeah, I've always wanted to try that one out.

1072
00:46:54,600 --> 00:46:56,600
Well, it's hard to do after you've eaten them.

1073
00:46:56,599 --> 00:47:00,759
It just doesn't seem right.

1074
00:47:03,559 --> 00:47:04,679
Half of them is missing.

1075
00:47:04,679 --> 00:47:05,880
They're like, oh, good God.

1076
00:47:06,440 --> 00:47:07,960
So how is that for you?

1077
00:47:07,960 --> 00:47:11,079
If you were to rate me on Yelp, what would you give?

1078
00:47:11,079 --> 00:47:12,759
I'm going to have to leave a five-star review.

1079
00:47:15,319 --> 00:47:17,319
Would you have preferred not to be eaten?

1080
00:47:18,839 --> 00:47:19,319
I see.

1081
00:47:19,319 --> 00:47:20,920
Yeah, probably.

1082
00:47:21,719 --> 00:47:23,480
Grug, do you know where the lonely whip is?

1083
00:47:23,480 --> 00:47:26,599
Oh, the field ward.

1084
00:47:26,599 --> 00:47:29,000
I know where the field ward is for sure.

1085
00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:32,039
The lonely whip will have to look around.

1086
00:47:32,039 --> 00:47:33,960
Maybe something will jog my memory.

1087
00:47:33,960 --> 00:47:37,000
Y'all want to head over there, look for a red-haired beauty?

1088
00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:39,000
With black eyes, apparently.

1089
00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:39,480
Yeah.

1090
00:47:39,480 --> 00:47:41,079
Like West Borland eyes.

1091
00:47:43,800 --> 00:47:46,519
Is there any file or anything on the desk

1092
00:47:46,519 --> 00:47:48,519
that might give me a hint as to his name

1093
00:47:48,519 --> 00:47:50,840
so that we can track down his wife?

1094
00:47:50,840 --> 00:47:54,360
No, I mean, it looks like the bodies were just brought in,

1095
00:47:54,360 --> 00:47:58,120
so not much has been done with them as of yet.

1096
00:47:58,680 --> 00:47:59,559
Okay, cool.

1097
00:47:59,559 --> 00:48:03,400
Are we able to stop by the council

1098
00:48:03,400 --> 00:48:05,720
and grab a uniform for someone?

1099
00:48:05,720 --> 00:48:06,920
Because if she's targeting people

1100
00:48:06,920 --> 00:48:09,240
that are in these uniforms that are working

1101
00:48:09,240 --> 00:48:10,840
for certain towns or whatever,

1102
00:48:10,840 --> 00:48:12,440
we should probably dress up like one of them?

1103
00:48:13,079 --> 00:48:14,680
I mean, you guys have badges.

1104
00:48:16,440 --> 00:48:16,920
Yeah, you remember?

1105
00:48:16,920 --> 00:48:19,079
Again with the goddamn badges, hey Ross?

1106
00:48:20,840 --> 00:48:21,880
We demanded the badges, I think.

1107
00:48:21,880 --> 00:48:23,640
I give you guys the shit you asked for

1108
00:48:23,640 --> 00:48:24,920
and then you never use it.

1109
00:48:24,920 --> 00:48:25,480
Yeah.

1110
00:48:25,480 --> 00:48:27,640
Well, when have we had to flash a badge?

1111
00:48:28,280 --> 00:48:31,079
I mean, you could flash your badges all over the place, but.

1112
00:48:31,800 --> 00:48:32,600
Could.

1113
00:48:32,600 --> 00:48:33,960
And Flint does.

1114
00:48:33,960 --> 00:48:35,000
Put it on your hat.

1115
00:48:35,559 --> 00:48:36,920
That's a good marking.

1116
00:48:36,920 --> 00:48:37,880
I don't have a hat.

1117
00:48:38,760 --> 00:48:40,120
Oh, do you want one?

1118
00:48:40,120 --> 00:48:40,760
I have one.

1119
00:48:41,720 --> 00:48:44,519
No, I don't think I'm really a hat kind of gal.

1120
00:48:45,320 --> 00:48:45,640
Good.

1121
00:48:45,640 --> 00:48:46,519
Thanks, though.

1122
00:48:46,519 --> 00:48:47,400
I like my hat.

1123
00:48:47,400 --> 00:48:48,120
I'll keep it.

1124
00:48:48,119 --> 00:48:55,639
I take my badge out and I attach it to my the strap of my quiver there.

1125
00:48:55,639 --> 00:48:56,440
Now I'm super official.

1126
00:48:56,440 --> 00:48:59,639
Now, if anyone comes in here, I'll be like, hey, respect the badge.

1127
00:48:59,639 --> 00:49:02,440
And then I'll turn to someone and say, I've always wanted to say that.

1128
00:49:02,440 --> 00:49:04,279
And that's how that interaction will go.

1129
00:49:04,279 --> 00:49:05,480
We don't even have to do it now.

1130
00:49:05,480 --> 00:49:06,679
See, it's done in your head already.

1131
00:49:07,239 --> 00:49:08,440
Yeah, that's fair.

1132
00:49:08,440 --> 00:49:11,239
Yeah, so you guys head to the field ward.

1133
00:49:12,359 --> 00:49:15,799
It takes you probably about an hour to get there.

1134
00:49:15,800 --> 00:49:17,800
You guys talk about anything on your way.

1135
00:49:17,800 --> 00:49:23,800
I turn to Donnie and I say, so when are you going to be a big dragon, Donnie?

1136
00:49:25,800 --> 00:49:28,760
OK, how did we resolve that, though?

1137
00:49:28,760 --> 00:49:33,720
I think you guys decided that it was a choice that Donnie and Nulara could make.

1138
00:49:33,720 --> 00:49:34,440
Am I wrong?

1139
00:49:34,440 --> 00:49:37,720
Oh, I thought I I remember that differently.

1140
00:49:37,720 --> 00:49:42,039
I thought we had decided it would be like basically permanent, but he has to put

1141
00:49:42,039 --> 00:49:47,320
the collar on and maybe he hasn't done that yet.

1142
00:49:48,039 --> 00:49:48,759
Yeah, sure.

1143
00:49:48,759 --> 00:49:52,360
We'll say Donnie hasn't done that yet because we haven't established that there's a gold

1144
00:49:52,360 --> 00:49:54,599
dragon wormling following you guys around.

1145
00:49:54,599 --> 00:49:57,239
Yes, and that would need some explanation, probably.

1146
00:49:57,239 --> 00:50:01,559
He says, well, I mean, whenever she gives me the fucking kala, I'm just going to be

1147
00:50:02,440 --> 00:50:03,400
great. It'd be good.

1148
00:50:04,119 --> 00:50:08,199
And, Grug, you notice a pseudo dragon kind of poke his head out of Nulara's bag.

1149
00:50:09,159 --> 00:50:09,480
Whoa.

1150
00:50:09,480 --> 00:50:14,760
Hello, hey, pseudo dragon, I, I, I, are you doing there?

1151
00:50:14,760 --> 00:50:15,880
I like your accent.

1152
00:50:15,880 --> 00:50:17,320
Are you from Boston?

1153
00:50:19,320 --> 00:50:23,000
I mean, deep in my lineage, I'm sure I am there.

1154
00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:26,840
Uh, most recently, though, I'm from this bag here.

1155
00:50:28,519 --> 00:50:33,240
Hi, I'm Donnie from the bag from this bag.

1156
00:50:33,240 --> 00:50:33,639
All right.

1157
00:50:33,639 --> 00:50:34,440
Are we there yet?

1158
00:50:35,240 --> 00:50:35,800
All right.

1159
00:50:35,800 --> 00:50:36,599
Are we there yet?

1160
00:50:38,599 --> 00:50:40,360
Yeah, let's fucking get there already.

1161
00:50:40,360 --> 00:50:49,400
Jesus.

1162
00:50:57,720 --> 00:51:02,360
Music in today's episode was by Kavin Macleod of incompetent.filmmusic.io.

1163
00:51:02,360 --> 00:51:04,039
Oh, Spencer disappeared.

1164
00:51:05,079 --> 00:51:05,880
Oh, he did.

1165
00:51:05,880 --> 00:51:06,760
Spencer, come back.

1166
00:51:12,360 --> 00:51:12,840
Okay.

1167
00:51:12,840 --> 00:51:13,800
Yeah, bye, Francis.

1168
00:51:14,360 --> 00:51:15,240
Nope, Thaddeus.

1169
00:51:16,360 --> 00:51:17,639
We already said goodbye to him.

1170
00:51:19,240 --> 00:51:22,039
We said a final goodbye to him.

1171
00:51:22,599 --> 00:51:23,400
Or did we?

1172
00:51:24,280 --> 00:51:25,240
See you tomorrow, Thaddeus.

1173
00:51:25,800 --> 00:51:26,360
Wait, it's.

1174
00:51:29,639 --> 00:51:30,920
I don't know where I was going to go with that.

1175
00:51:30,920 --> 00:51:32,920
Okay, so just wait.

1176
00:51:32,920 --> 00:51:33,639
All right.

1177
00:51:34,359 --> 00:51:35,799
I'm going to wait for a minute.

1178
00:51:35,799 --> 00:51:36,519
I had a thought.

1179
00:51:37,159 --> 00:51:38,039
I'm an older man.

1180
00:51:39,799 --> 00:51:42,599
Well, Thaddeus just left, so we need a new older man in the party.

1181
00:51:43,559 --> 00:51:45,400
We can't be without someone.

1182
00:51:45,400 --> 00:51:46,599
It's kind of our thing.

1183
00:51:46,599 --> 00:51:48,519
It's Dumbgeons and Dragons and an old dude.

1184
00:51:50,519 --> 00:51:51,719
And that's you.

1185
00:51:51,719 --> 00:51:52,199
That's me.

1186
00:51:52,199 --> 00:51:55,480
And you're the youngest of us all, so that's cute.

1187
00:51:55,480 --> 00:51:55,960
We just got.

1188
00:51:59,879 --> 00:52:00,759
We just got.

1189
00:52:01,400 --> 00:52:02,199
Oh, just got back.

1190
00:52:02,440 --> 00:52:06,040
Yeah, I think Carlo saying we just flew into town.

1191
00:52:06,040 --> 00:52:07,720
And boy, our arms are tired.

1192
00:52:09,720 --> 00:52:11,000
I wish that's what I said.

1193
00:52:11,720 --> 00:52:13,640
I mean, I had only booked the musician tonight,

1194
00:52:13,640 --> 00:52:15,800
but if you want to get up and do a set, that would be.

1195
00:52:17,240 --> 00:52:18,680
I've got a tight two minutes.

1196
00:52:18,680 --> 00:52:20,520
So let's wait on a tight five.

1197
00:52:21,560 --> 00:52:24,120
A tight two on rock travel.

1198
00:52:24,920 --> 00:52:26,760
Still working on that tight five.

1199
00:52:26,760 --> 00:52:28,360
It's just somebody's basement freezer.

1200
00:52:28,360 --> 00:52:29,640
Why did you put them in air quotes?

1201
00:52:33,160 --> 00:52:35,480
Yeah, it's just somebody's cold storage room.

1202
00:52:35,480 --> 00:52:37,480
Yes, it's a tent.

1203
00:52:37,480 --> 00:52:38,200
It's 10.

1204
00:52:38,200 --> 00:52:41,400
Yeah, it's just a hole.

1205
00:52:41,400 --> 00:52:43,560
Tom Cruise risky business kind of morgue.

1206
00:52:44,200 --> 00:52:45,400
Yeah, exactly.

1207
00:52:45,400 --> 00:52:47,160
I think they were operating a brothel over there,

1208
00:52:47,160 --> 00:52:49,160
so it would have been an air quotes morgue.

1209
00:52:50,760 --> 00:52:52,280
Let's go have some fun at the morgue.

1210
00:52:54,920 --> 00:52:56,360
Someone's knocking on my door, you guys.

1211
00:52:56,360 --> 00:52:58,520
I'm really sorry, but it must be the owner of the place.

1212
00:52:58,520 --> 00:53:00,680
Someone's knocking on your door.

1213
00:53:00,680 --> 00:53:01,960
We'll be waiting for you.

1214
00:53:02,920 --> 00:53:04,280
She's at a cabin in the woods.

1215
00:53:04,280 --> 00:53:04,760
It's not good.

1216
00:53:04,760 --> 00:53:05,880
Come on, open the door.

1217
00:53:07,720 --> 00:53:09,720
Keep the live stream going, guys.

1218
00:53:10,920 --> 00:53:13,400
Why did you do what you did?

1219
00:53:13,960 --> 00:53:15,080
Do you have to be more specific?

1220
00:53:15,080 --> 00:53:17,240
Ask him why he killed himself and that other guy.

1221
00:53:18,760 --> 00:53:21,560
I can see Rats being like, I did a lot of things.

1222
00:53:22,680 --> 00:53:24,040
Well, last time we had to ask a question.

1223
00:53:24,040 --> 00:53:26,280
You mean kiss my wife's sister?

1224
00:53:26,280 --> 00:53:26,760
I don't know.

1225
00:53:27,720 --> 00:53:28,760
Oh, I hate that scene.

1226
00:53:28,760 --> 00:53:30,760
That's what you're talking about.

1227
00:53:30,760 --> 00:53:31,960
That was edited perfectly.

1228
00:53:36,840 --> 00:53:37,960
None of my jokes are good enough.

1229
00:53:37,960 --> 00:53:39,000
I have to keep it for now.

1230
00:53:40,600 --> 00:53:41,960
I was trying so hard.

1231
00:53:41,960 --> 00:53:43,400
Like, keep them holstered.

1232
00:53:44,040 --> 00:53:44,440
Nothing.

1233
00:53:45,160 --> 00:53:46,680
I was looking at a list of names.

1234
00:53:46,680 --> 00:53:49,560
I was like, no, too easy a joke, too easy a joke.

1235
00:53:49,560 --> 00:53:50,680
I'm going to make them work for it.

1236
00:53:51,240 --> 00:53:51,800
I'll get there.

1237
00:53:51,800 --> 00:53:52,680
I'll get there.

1238
00:53:52,680 --> 00:53:53,480
100%.

1239
00:53:53,480 --> 00:53:55,800
I thought Russ was going to start reeling off that

1240
00:53:55,800 --> 00:53:58,600
don't forget to wear sunscreen thing from like,

1241
00:53:58,600 --> 00:53:59,400
remember like 2001?

1242
00:53:59,400 --> 00:54:00,680
Like the boss lerman thing?

1243
00:54:00,680 --> 00:54:01,160
Yes.

1244
00:54:01,160 --> 00:54:01,800
Oh, yeah.

1245
00:54:01,800 --> 00:54:06,519
Dumbgeons and Dragons is a Dumb Dragons production.